A new word. A new hero to alt-sports-fans.
I am going to have to be the one to break this news. Michael Phelps is lying. The reason he admitted to hitting the bong is that it is much more acceptable than the real truth.
The photo in question actually is of Phelps drinking the bong water!
Could you imagine if Phelps was exposed as "that guy?"
It is much safer for his career, and for society to be Spicoli than the guy from WIU we used to call "Dynamo."
Phelps should be a hero to a lot of us that feel the drug war is a hypocritical waste of our tax dollars.
If one can smoke weed and become the greatest, or the president, then someday it will be normal.
Because of Phelps, maybe that someday will be in our lifetime.
Long live Dock Ellis!
